Some lightheartedness--Levin's Liberal Theme Song

Whatever It Is, I'm Against It
By Harry Ruby (music) and Bert Kalmar (lyrics)
Performed by Groucho Marx in "Horse Feathers" (1932) (Sound file here.)

I don't know what they have to say,
It makes no difference anyway --
Whatever it is, I'm against it!
No matter what it is or who commenced it, I'm against it.

Your proposition may be good But let's have one thing understood --
Whatever it is, I'm against it!
And even when you've changed it or condensed it, I'm against it.

I'm opposed to it -- On general principles I'm opposed to it!
Chorus: He's opposed to it! In fact, in word, in deed, He's opposed to it!

For months before my son was born,
I used to yell from night till morn,
Whatever it is, I'm against it!
And I've kept yelling since I commenced it, I'm against it!